It’s my first Finish The Sentence Friday in a really long time so please excuse the brevity—I’m just really excited to be back and participating again!
In any case, today’s sentence is Once, in public I saw…
I almost talked about the crazy woman I saw in WalMart yesterday who basically assaulted me with hysterectomy details and threats. But then today happened…
Once, in public I saw a grown man picking his nose.
And by “once” I mean “this morning.”
And by “public” I mean “in my class this morning.”
This morning in class, a grown man sat in the middle of the room with his finger so far up his nose I wondered if he was actually going to touch his brain. And I honestly had to look away before I threw up…but not before I said “John! We have Kleenex in here.”
He looked a little embarrassed and that should probably make me feel bad but COME ON! We’re not talking about a toddler here, we’re talking about a grown man in a college class.
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