Well it's almost Halloween and here at the Yates Estates, that means one thing: Time to Horrify Opie with Costumes for the Animals.
It is interesting to note that Opie isn't the only one horrified by animal attire. My own mother has been known to label these outfits as "cruelty" and "abuse" but I'm pretty sure she's kidding. I mean, if you take one look at Princeton P Kitty, you know this cat is having the time of his life:
And Sassy, ever a team player, cheerfully prances about in a variety of outfits and helps me decide on an appropriate theme.
In fact, she was having so much fun that I almost decided the three fur babies should be the three witches from Macbeth...which would not only have been incredibly cute but also given me a chance to randomly scream quotes from the play, which is entertaining and educational for everyone involved.
|Double, double toil and trouble|
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
|By the pricking of my thumbs|
Something wicked this way comes!
But even though Bubba looked adorable in his witch's hat
He flat out refused to keep it on long enough for a group picture. Even when I tried to assure him that Halloween was nothing more than a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing, he flung himself around like the over-dramatic dog he is, throwing the hat halfway across the room.
To be fair, Bubba has always claimed that Shakespeare is too bombastic and inaccessible for the average dog.
Opie thought this meant Bubba would spend this Halloween sans costume...until we had the following text exchange:
Me: Bubba wants to be a tiger for Halloween.
Opie: You're not dressing him up anymore, he hates it..
Me: I don't know what you're talking about. It's all fun and games here at home today.
And I added the following picture:
Opie's response was immediate and oddly unenthusiastic: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
But the thing is, I feel like it's my responsibility to help these animals reach their full artistic potential. So, I quickly sent back I'm not going to squelch Bubba's creativity just because you have some obscure anti-tiger prejudice. Especially when he's really been working on his snarl.
Besides, I continued when he didn't answer for a few minutes, Sassy can't wear the tiger ears. They look ridiculous on her.
Why does ANYONE have to wear the tiger ears? Opie demanded.
At which point I knew some stranger had stolen his phone and was just messing with me, Because anyone who knows me knows that SOMEONE has to wear the tiger ears.
So, in summary, Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane (man, I miss teaching Shakespeare!), I have the Halloween costumes under control, and I'm already plotting bigger and better things for family Christmas outfits...stay tuned!