who has somehow gotten stuck as he is hauling something that's bigger than your house
causing such a traffic snarl that some bearded, redneck-looking old guy is inspired to jump out of his truck and scream angry instructions at the driver
then attempt to help by YANKING THE STOP SIGN OUT OF THE GROUND?! I mean, I get that he was just trying to help, but isn't removing a stop sign a little bit completely illegal?
Anyway, ever have one of THOSE days? No? All right, I'll be honest, it was a first for me too. But thanks goodness I got pictures or my hair stylist would never have believed that was why I was late.