That I followed around like some
weird bee paparazza, snapping pictures
as it zoomed from azalea to azalea
with reckless abandon:
(It is interesting to note that "paparazza" is actually the singular FEMININE form of paparazzi. I originally
told Opie I was a paparazzo which he thought was ridiculous and a made-up word. He was right
about the ridiculousness but only because paparazzo would mean I was a man.).
Until he got so pollen-drunk that he
fell, face-first, into the azalea:
(Pollen-drunk is a made-up word but I totally think it works in this situation)
Then stumbled out again, trying to
pretend like nothing had happened:
I know it's silly but I haven't stopped giggling since it happened.