I would like to report that jumping off the couch, dislocating her knee, having emergency surgery and subsequently being confined for 8 weeks (causing weeks of drama for everyone involved!) has taught Sassypants that the back of the couch is a dangerous place no dogs should go.
I would like to report that but it would be an enormous lie.
I think I'll spend the rest of my day calculating:
A. How long it will be before she attempts another Super-dog leap off the couch.
B. How much it's going to cost us to have surgery on the other knee.