Yesterday, I noticed a lump on my foot.
That’s right, my foot.
I have a small, painful lump on the bottom of my left foot…a
small round white spot with a dark dot in the middle. And, after careful internet research, I have
decided it’s one of two things:
1.
A plantar wart
2.
A splinter
The only way to be sure is to wait awhile and see if the
spot changes at all.
If it’s a plantar wart, according to the pictures I have
spent most of the morning nearly puking over, it will spread across my foot in
what WebMD calls a “mosaic” and I call leperous patches, turning my foot into a
twisted, gruesome shadow of its former self.
If it’s a splinter, it will undoubtedly get driven deeper
and deeper into my skin with every step I take, eventually reaching my bloodstream,
festering and rotting and spreading gangrene, again turning my foot into a
twisted, gruesome shadow of its former self.
And this, my friends, is what hypochondria looks like.
Sounds like a plantar wart. I had one once. Compound W makes this little stickers that get rid of them. They take FOREVER, but they work.
ReplyDeleteYep. Sounds like a wart. My son has one on his knee. I'm going to try those Compound W stickers.
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