So, Sunday I washed my car.
Which probably sounds like a normal, everyday activity—even for
me.
And it was…right until the moment when I was hunched down
behind it, scrub scrub scrubbing away, and I took a good look at the license
plate.
‘That’s odd,’ I said to myself. ‘That looks like my license
plate expired in June.’
Sunday, in case anyone’s wondering, was JULY 7th.
And I had a vague memory of Opie waving some little postcard
thing at me a while ago and saying something about “renewing your tags.” And he might have reminded me once or even
twice since then. And it’s possible that
I responded, “I know, I’m not an IDIOT.”
Which meant it would have been a really bad idea to wander
into the house and ask him if he had any idea where that pesky postcard had
disappeared to…especially since when this same thing happened in Missouri, (Yes,
that’s right, the exact same thing happened just a few years ago. Don’t judge me. I am a CREATIVE TYPE and a
FREE SPIRIT, I can’t be expected to understand things like deadlines and
government regulations.)
Anyway last time this happened, the state of Missouri charged
me some ridiculous fine and few things infuriate Opie more than throwing money
away.
Besides, whenever I am facing a problem completely of my own
creation, I prefer not to tell Opie until 1 of the 2 following things have
occurred:
1.
I have solved it myself.
Or, as is more often the case,
2.
I don’t solve anything but stew about the whole
thing for hours, exaggerating the situation in my head and imagining the worst
case scenario. Then I erupt into
hysterics, shouting things like “I can’t believe I forgot to renew those stupid
plates! But I did and now they’re expired and it’s probably going to cost us
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS and even then I’ll probably still go to prison. PRISON!
CAR PRISON! I’M GOING TO CAR
PRISON, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?”
Seriously, it’s hard for me to imagine how interminably dull
Opie’s life must have been before I came back into it.
In any case, first thing Monday morning, I got up, spent
half an hour searching for the postcard and then realized that I also needed my
proof of insurance. Which was supposed
to be in the car but was missing because someone had mysteriously moved it into the house and hidden it in a
stack of other important papers (I suspect the cat).
Finally, I gathered everything together, got
to the office at the exact moment they opened and was somehow still fourth in
line, got to the counter, muttered “I’m a little late” and braced myself for
the worst.
“Oh, honey,” the clerk said. “Everyone forgets, that's why we give you a 30
day grace period.”
I think there might be hope for life Oklahoma after all!
CAR PRISON! LLOL
ReplyDeleteIt's a dangerous place! :-)
DeleteI'm going to have to find a reason to shout "CAR PRISON!" randomly today! LOVE IT! This is totally something I would do.
ReplyDeleteOh that's wonderful. I was envisioning a horribly ridiculous scene because that's how it is in North Carolina. I had to take a written driver's license test a 42 because my Florida license expired and I needed to get North Carolina tags. None of that makes sense because it didn't make sense!
ReplyDeleteI think hysterics are perfectly acceptable when faced with car prison. :D My mom was from OK, and she had two speeds; slow and stop. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh my NY State DMV would have roasted us alive!
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