Saturday, November 23, 2013

Princess Snowflake Sassypants In Her Acting Debut (AKA Kimberly Has Too Much Time on Her Hands)

Main Rules of the Universe According to Princess Snowflake Sassypants:
If there's a toy in the house, it's mine.

If there are two toys that are identical, they're both mine.

If Bubba is chewing toy--even if it's identical to the one I'm chewing--it's
mine and he should give it to me immediately.

If Bubba won't give me MY toy, I am well within my rights to take it away.

If I can't take it away, I am allowed to use any method necessary to retrieve MY property.
This includes but is not limited to physical force and deception.


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