We had awful storms again last night in Oklahoma with more predicted for today and that got me thinking about how my crazy dog used to freak out during storms. This entry was written a few months after I
got Peek and during the first storm that we had that spring. I had never owned my own
dog--nor had a child--so I wasn’t ready for the middle of the night wake up
calls.
This dog is killing me.
Picture this: there I was last night, sleeping soundly with
my loyal dog sacked out by my feet.
Dreaming, content…until I was rudely ripped awake by a deafening howl
inches from my ear.
To
put it mildly, I was shocked.
And,
since it was just after 2:00 AM, I was more than a little disoriented. I stumbled from bed, trying to figure out
what in the heck was going on, flipped on the light, and saw my little
Peek-A-Boo, sitting on a pillow, howling his fool head off.
My
first reaction, of course was to spend a few valuable seconds trying to decide
where I was doing to hide when the neighbors broke down the door to kill us.
(The dog would be on his own.) Then it hit me.
The dog was not doing a solo; he was howling a duet with a horrible
siren outside—a tornado siren.
My
next step was to run to the living room and snap on the television. According to the weather channel, there was
no need for alarm. The tornado was well
to the north; my apartment was safe.
The
dog, however, was unconvinced. He was
sure that we were in unbelievable jeopardy and he was determined to protect me
at all costs. So the rest of our night
went like this:
2:27
Return to bed.
2:35
Thunderstorm starts.
2:36
Peek decides he must protect hearth and home from thunderstorm so claws his way
from beneath the blankets and over my body, flings tiny self from bed, races to
window at top speed, barking and growling like a mad dog.
2:38
Thunder is relatively unimpressed with dog’s theatrics, responds with
earth-shaking crack and boom.
2:39
Peek flees under the bed for safety.
2:40
Peek realizes I haven’t made the journey with him and leaps back into bed,
barking and running around in circles.
2:41
Peek jumps back out of bed, stares up at me, barks again and dives back under
the bed, clearly thinking I have just misunderstood his rather detailed
warnings.
2:42
I close my eyes and bury my head beneath the pillows.
2:44
Peek decides I am the stupidest person in America, steels himself against
terrifying storm, and creeps out from under bed to repeat entire warning
process. Flings self in and out of bed
several times as example of proper storm precaution.
2:46
Peek is shocked to discover that I still haven’t made the trek to safety and
lodges verbal protest.
2:48
Dog successfully dodges the socks flung at him, continues to bark.
2:52
Dog adds howling to verbal protest.
2:55
Battle of wills begins. Peek continues
to leap in and out of bed, howling; I continue to pretend I can’t hear him.
3:11
Decision is made that sleeping on the floor is infinitely preferable to not
sleeping at all. I concede victory,
throw blankets down in a rage and flop next to bed.
3:12
Satisfied that I have finally come to my senses, Peek stops howling, licks my
hand, and promptly falls into the content and self-righteous sleep of a guard
dog.
This much
loyalty I can do without.
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